The name's Sebastian Smythe. I'm 18 years old, currently going to Dalton Academy in Westerville, Ohio. You might've heard about the little stumble the Warblers had, but it doesn't matter anymore. Obviously, you've just come across the hottest guy in Ohio, so keep that in mind while you try to impress me. It's your lucky day if I decide to spend my time actually talking to you. Piss me off and get my nerves, and I'll show you just how bad life can be. Get on my good side, and you'll have the time of your life. I would hate to see people miss out on this piece of sexy, so you better keep it entertaining with me while I suffer in this boring state people call Ohio.
Looks like Daddy dearest is letting me stay in the Dalton dorms.
He was absolutely overjoyed to hear I got into Princeton. Acting as if he had nothing to do with my acceptance.